TheAlchemist420
Manifesto
Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us.
PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.)
We pack every order with care, and our team does regular quality checks to make sure everything that goes out is exactly how it should be. If something ever isn’t quite right, we’ll sort it — simple as that.
We dispatch Monday to Saturday. • Mon–Fri cut-off: 2pm for same-day dispatch • Saturday cut-off: 11am All orders are sent via Royal Mail 24 so they reach you fast.
If you ever have an issue with your order, just drop us a message. We’ll make it right — no drama.
We also offer a bespoke service for anyone who wants a product made to a specific MG or custom requirement. Send us your details and we’ll get it arranged. Bespoke orders usually take 3–5 days, depending on the product and quantities.
By placing an order, you’re agreeing to all of this… and probably a bit more in our bio. Enjoy the ride!
Items (12)
Afgan Squidgy Black Hash
We Are Proud To Present Our Range Of Oil Rich Hashish
Pure Live Resin Vape Carts 510
The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin 1ml vape carts

LIVE RESIN
The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin concentrates for larger amounts please message us
Live Resin Oil 1000mg
The Alchemist is proud to present our terpene-rich, full-spectrum live resin oil crafted for maximum flavor and efficacy. Each 5 ml bottle contains 1000 mg cannabinoids derived from premium live resin, blended with MCT oil for smooth, consi…
90mg Live Resin Gummies
The Alchemist are proud to present our 90mg live resin gummies (5x90mg =450mg)
Live Resin INFUSED Hot Drinks
The Alchemist is Proud to present our range of live resin infused hot drinks: •50mg Galaxy Hot Chocolate (Indica) •50mg and 100mg Vanilla Latte (Sativa)
300mg Skull Gummies (10x30mg)
Our Skull Gummies are a potent blend of 50% live resin and 50% Delta-9 distillate, delivering a powerful, full-spectrum experience with bold flavor and serious effects. Each gummy hits hard and tastes great – not for the faint of heart! 💀?…
Fruitella Fruit Chews
We are proud to introduce our full spectrum infused fruitella
Milkshakes 50mg
Introducing Our Range of live resin infused Milkshakes
Vanilla Fudge 80mg
Introducing our Vanilla Fudge
RSO Oil
We are proud to present our range of full spectrum pure RSO oil
Nerd Bites 50mg Each
We are proud to introduce our live resin infused 50 mg Nerd Bites 🍬🍬
Reviews snapshot
- 8took 3 days2 months ago
Only criticism I have is some are much bigger then the others
- 9took 3 days2 months ago
Not the fastest but the most consistent
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really good!!
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- 10took 2 days2 months ago
The fruitella chews are strong, long lasting and give a very balanced high. Definitely worth every penny. Thanks for the extra chew
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Live resin stoned is hard to beat
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- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Superb again.
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Tried a few sellers for carts and these are the best so far for price vs strength
The sweets are great too
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
2DD but only because of royal snail. First order the the Alchemist and I'm not disappointed. Great stealth and packaging. Gummies taste great, definitely live resin, no disty here.
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- 10took 1 day2 months ago
First time ordering from this seller. Arrived next day and good stealth. Greta price and item
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
First time ordering from this seller. Arrived next day and good stealth. Gummies hit the sport so do the coffee very nice will order again and a great price
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
First time ordering from this seller. Arrived next day and good stealth. Gummies hit the sport so do the coffee very nice will order again
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Never any issues with this vendor 🍻🍻
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
These are up there with the best carts I’ve had. The service is first class too. Highly recommended.
- 10took 3 days2 months ago
Definitely a more flavourful cart than many, not up there with some hash rosin ones I’ve had recently but this OG has a great flavour
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Great as always.
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Highly recommend 👌
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Very happy with my order
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- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Strong and yummy
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
I keep buying these carts, they are fab! great taste and hit. probably the best carts here, and i've had few :)
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
Bought as a gift - top marks from the recipient.
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- 10took 4 days2 months ago
Absolutely FIRE!!! Will be back for more (6 orders in)
- 10took 3 days2 months ago
All good, Tasty with nice high
- 10took 1 day2 months ago
beautiful taste and high, really good product up there with the best on here, thoroughly recommended
- 10took 2 days2 months ago
Great service, speed, stealth and great vape cartridges
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Really nice high effect, mellow and high but not knocked out
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- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Arrived next day, seller was friendly and reponsive. the cart is banging too
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Great as usual!
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Brilliant everytime.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Great mix of flavours. Nice carts
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Brilliant chill factor thank you
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
I've ordered several vapes from this seller over the past several weeks. And honestly, this seller is a 10. The seller quickly replaced my last order with a new one the next day due to a clog, demonstrating their excellent communication and issue resolution skills. The replacement came in with my most recent order, and unfortunately, it came leaking out the bottom; nonetheless, the quality of the bho vape is still a 10 per usual even though its a hassle to pull any vapour
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Came melted together, not the sellers fault it was because of the heat, but works absolute wonders! Will be buying again!!!
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Top quality product Super strong, half a 50mg is plenty Love these drinks
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Hot chocolate drinks are top quality.
- 10took 4 days3 months ago
I was unsure when I ordered these as I'm not a smoker I just enjoy the odd edible but the hot chocolate was lovley tasting and after 15 mins I can feel effect...so it's a yes from me thank u x
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- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Fantastico! Nice and strong, arrived quickly and well packaged
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Fantastic, good strength and no hassle delivery!
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Still the best carts on LB by miles. Skywalker OG is unreal.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Absolutely fantastic as always! The only reason for the delay was Royal Mail/bank holiday; otherwise, delivery is always next day with this wonderful vendor. I regularly use his carts, and they truly surpass all the others out there. You don't need many hits to get there. I'll be back soon! Plus, he threw in an extra cart and some tasty edibles! Such a great vendor with top-quality products and a genuinely nice person.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Tastes like a fruitella. Nice, mellow hit.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Excellent service, quick and well packaged. The carts have a nice, distinctive flavour and a good hit. Best with a battery that has a preheat but a top vape.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Lovely flavour and consistency, leaves you with a nice buzz, otherwise great for before bed to help with a solid bit of sleep.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Really good flavour, great high and at a reasonable price.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
A nice strong gummy, great flavour and hard hitting high. My only negative would be the price/quantity.
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- 10took 2 days3 months ago
repeat order, love these carts. definitely one of the best carts i've personally used.
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
repeat order, love these carts. definitely one of the best carts i've personally used.
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Excellent sweets, taste great and work very well.
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- 103 months ago
Arrived promptly. One chew is more than enough for me. 10/10.
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Really good stuff. I don't have a particularly high tolerance so half of one of these does it for me. But the whole thing isn't unbearable. Gave one to a friend and we both had a really good sleep afterwards, which isn't usually the case for me with edibles. Vendor did mention to me they're full spectrum. Plus they're vegan, which is cool.
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
fantastic Products great vendor I,ll be back and not in a terminator way
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Fantastic products great vendor I will be a returning customer
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Mate I had a fruitella sweet last night and omg took me right back to early 90s bucket/bong hit was visionary and the best high I have had in years after 4 years suffering with chronic sciatica you sir have made me a very happy guy <3
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Not tried these yet but if my experience with the vendors other products is anything to go by party time awaits
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10/10 repeat customer here constant fire from these carts
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Many thanks
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Great as always
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Always spot on highly recommend
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Repeat customer, banging every time 10/10
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Great carts big tanks only tried the Pineapple Express so far but great strong high would definitely recommend at price
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Rainbow Belts - Great terpes on this one
- 10took 4 days3 months ago
It's surprising the effect just taking one can have on you at times. The flavour on these bang too.
- 10took 4 days3 months ago
Taste and effect still on point.
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Great as always
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
🔥🔥🔥
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Fast delivery. As described. Good stuff.
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- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Next day delivery, well packaged, fab carts. I've made several repeat orders. these are serious some of the best carts I've had. great taste and certainly hits the spot ;) thanks!
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
Next day delivery, well packaged, fab carts. I've made several repeat orders. these are serious some of the best carts I've had. great taste and certainly hits the spot ;) thanks!
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
The best , as always 👌🏽
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
3 Days to arrive due to shite RM. Well worth the wait though, these little beauty's got me through a 13 and then 12 hour flight, be careful though, they're moreish as fk, tried loads of different THC Sweets, these imho are the best.
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Great sweets and high. Not too strong for regular users, but fantastic nonetheless.
- 10took 3 days3 months ago
Cleanest vapes I have ever used, great value and quality. Would strongly recommend.
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Fire as usual love all the different flavours
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- 103 months ago
Love these carts. Taste great high is great and it last ages.
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Fast delivery free sweet given good service
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Great as always
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brilliant as always, top seller,communication and service always on point. And the carts one the best out there!
- 10took 4 days3 months ago
Slow delivery down to RM bein shit - and vendor had already kindly said they would resend if not arrived in another 24 hours. Arrived and after one sweety , a 70mg fruitella i was absolutely massacred needing to liedown in dark room listenin to max richter ha ha i toke a couple a g o flower each day so wasn’t expecting much more than mynormal reaction to edibles - takin 3 hours on average to come on. After 40 mins i was bongoed to the max. Had 3 ‘ revelations’ whilst dialoguing with my psyche - honestly never happened to me before on edibles, with such clarity - ive had plenty of self picked and consumed ‘ magic mushrooms ‘ over the years and this was verging on feeling like that for agood hour! So safe to say then that im liking this vendor and their products mucho mucho ! And will make sure i have thenext one out in nature , alone with my guitar somewhere … to be savoured!
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
so many orders placed because for me they are the best. Unreal flavour, i swap between the orange and lemon. But it is the effect i am after. I smoke and one of these @35mg gives me a great nights sleep. When i have a day off i take two for a good positive day. Stealth and comms are as good as it gets.
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Oil is lighter in colour to the last one I bought before (same strain) but that could be due to it being a fresher batch this time around before being pressed. good shit as always and seller threw in a yummy orange fruitella, I think you could guess what strain I’ve been picking. Sativa all the way
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
Spot on all round. These are really good, gummies. Helping to keep me off the baccy smokes. Thank you x
- 10took 2 days3 months ago
First class again. The Skywalker is fantastic. Good work troops. Hyproglo
- 10took 1 day3 months ago
10/10 as always top quality cart and arrived next day, perfectly priced too
- 5took 2 days4 months ago
Were bought for a mate he never smokes and verry rarely had edibles the last lot he had were 20mg and he was high for 4 to 5 hrs and he asked for smn a bit stronger so I got him these so far he has had 2 and not a effect will see how the rest go tho
- 10took 2 days4 months ago
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was so stoned i forgot to review it immediately. great flavourful cart, great edibles too they had me blasted
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Amazing stuff
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As good as it gets.
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Very strong carts.
- 8took 4 days4 months ago
Not the strongest vape but good for the price
- 10took 4 days4 months ago
nice sweets a few of these will have you feeling like a vegetable
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Absolutely fire, even threw in a free sweet 🔥