strainsburys

joined sep 2022

Manifesto

Strainsbury's is the UK's up and coming Stoner's Super Market. We aim to provide a high stealth, super competitive and super quality service with a wide range of products to choose from.

We have 10+ Years of experience on Dark web and have built a reliable network, sourcing only the highest quality products from both UK and overseas.

Let us know what you would like us to sell, no matter how crazy, we will find a way to provide!!

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Our shipping is SUPER discrete. We ship from different locations using custom return addresses and may sometimes send a piece of clothing, a toy, or another item to provide extra stealth!

At the moment we charge $5.99 for Special signed delivery NDD as a standard (Usually always next day) while we work out a way to use Royal Mail Tracked 24 for Free Delivery. We have a new delivery option - First class signed for. This is a cheaper alternative to Special Delivery. 1-2 days shipping, and does not come with tracking however it provides signature confirmation upon deliver. We will provide receipts of shipping upon request. We post 5 days a week and the cut-off time for same day dispatch is at 2PM. Saturday & Sunday orders will be dispatched on Monday Tracking will be provided on all orders at 8-9PM on the day of dispatch!

If there are delays with deliveries please be patient! Most of the time it's just Royal mail being slow, you should receive it eventually! If parcels are seized or go missing, we offer 50% Reship or Refund. Please make sure you give your CORRECT ADDRESS as we are not responsible if a parcel gets sent to the wrong location if you made an address mistake! If we make an error on our side, we will compensate you 100% :)

Items (9)

High Grade Skywalker OG Shake

High Grade Skywalker OG Shake

High in THC, low in price ! New Batch - Summer July 2026 - Blueberry Muffin 🧁🫐

£23+
Dawg Shake

Dawg Shake

Classic Strainsburys Dawg shake - super smelly, nicely cured, kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape and nice buddy content.

£23+
The The 10/10 Boys Cyro Cured Diamonds - 2g Vapes

The The 10/10 Boys Cyro Cured Diamonds - 2g Vapes

Introducing the 10/10 Boys 2 Gram Cryo Cured — a premium concentrate designed for those who demand the absolute best. Using advanced cryo-curing technology, this vape preserves the full terpene profile and cannabinoid potency, delivering a …

£52+
✩ UK GELONADE SHAKE ✩

✩ UK GELONADE SHAKE ✩

NEW BATCH - DUTCH AMNESIA HAZE - 08/03/2026

£8+
BARGAIN BUDS

BARGAIN BUDS

Kings Tart - US Import The honest reason for the super sale: A while ago we had a bulk order come in from the US, we stored all the LB bags in a van, there were 2lb bags that we completely forgot about. After a while the same top shelf qual…

£28+
Top Tier Moroccan Hash

Top Tier Moroccan Hash

BETTER Hash at a BETTER Price and a BETTER Service than others :) Don't get your hash from drunk dudes at bars, Get them from Strainsbury's Supermarket! The Bob Marley Hash has a beautiful smoke and high, Its a Sativa dominant Beldia Moro…

£23+
Luxury Double Filtered "Sunset Sherbet" Hash

Luxury Double Filtered "Sunset Sherbet" Hash

--- NEW BATCH - TRIPLE FILTERED DRY KUSH HASH. STICKY AND POTENT LUXURY DESIGNER STRAIN This is the highest quality hash I’ve come across so far. I’m selling this for cheaper than street price right now, and a lot of people are going mad …

£37+
Top Top Top Stamp Sativa Golden Crumble Hash

Top Top Top Stamp Sativa Golden Crumble Hash

NEW BATCH - ANIMAL TSUNAMI MOUSSE BY JUNGLE BOYZ Sativa Dominant Hybrid Hash, Golden Touch Crumble Beldia from our friends in Spain. If you want Hash to lift you off your feet and get you through your day with a burst of energy, followed b…

£23+
SUPER GOLDEN HIGH GRADE ROYAL MOROCCAN BELDIA HASH

SUPER GOLDEN HIGH GRADE ROYAL MOROCCAN BELDIA HASH

—— NEW STAMP - BEAUTIFUL MSN SUPER SOFT GOLDEN BELDIA HASH —— SUPER High grade Golden Royal stamp Moroccan Beldia Hash, Beautiful smell and taste, finely filtered. This is the BEST Moroccan imported Hash around, and it’s going VERY quick. H…

£37+

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