strainsburys
Manifesto
Strainsbury's is the UK's up and coming Stoner's Super Market. We aim to provide a high stealth, super competitive and super quality service with a wide range of products to choose from.
We have 10+ Years of experience on Dark web and have built a reliable network, sourcing only the highest quality products from both UK and overseas.
Let us know what you would like us to sell, no matter how crazy, we will find a way to provide!!
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Our shipping is SUPER discrete. We ship from different locations using custom return addresses and may sometimes send a piece of clothing, a toy, or another item to provide extra stealth!
At the moment we charge $5.99 for Special signed delivery NDD as a standard (Usually always next day) while we work out a way to use Royal Mail Tracked 24 for Free Delivery. We have a new delivery option - First class signed for. This is a cheaper alternative to Special Delivery. 1-2 days shipping, and does not come with tracking however it provides signature confirmation upon deliver. We will provide receipts of shipping upon request. We post 5 days a week and the cut-off time for same day dispatch is at 2PM. Saturday & Sunday orders will be dispatched on Monday Tracking will be provided on all orders at 8-9PM on the day of dispatch!
If there are delays with deliveries please be patient! Most of the time it's just Royal mail being slow, you should receive it eventually! If parcels are seized or go missing, we offer 50% Reship or Refund. Please make sure you give your CORRECT ADDRESS as we are not responsible if a parcel gets sent to the wrong location if you made an address mistake! If we make an error on our side, we will compensate you 100% :)
Items (9)
High Grade Skywalker OG Shake
High in THC, low in price ! New Batch - Summer July 2026 - Blueberry Muffin 🧁🫐
Dawg Shake
Classic Strainsburys Dawg shake - super smelly, nicely cured, kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape and nice buddy content.
The The 10/10 Boys Cyro Cured Diamonds - 2g Vapes
Introducing the 10/10 Boys 2 Gram Cryo Cured — a premium concentrate designed for those who demand the absolute best. Using advanced cryo-curing technology, this vape preserves the full terpene profile and cannabinoid potency, delivering a …
✩ UK GELONADE SHAKE ✩
NEW BATCH - DUTCH AMNESIA HAZE - 08/03/2026
BARGAIN BUDS
Kings Tart - US Import The honest reason for the super sale: A while ago we had a bulk order come in from the US, we stored all the LB bags in a van, there were 2lb bags that we completely forgot about. After a while the same top shelf qual…
Top Tier Moroccan Hash
BETTER Hash at a BETTER Price and a BETTER Service than others :) Don't get your hash from drunk dudes at bars, Get them from Strainsbury's Supermarket! The Bob Marley Hash has a beautiful smoke and high, Its a Sativa dominant Beldia Moro…
Luxury Double Filtered "Sunset Sherbet" Hash
--- NEW BATCH - TRIPLE FILTERED DRY KUSH HASH. STICKY AND POTENT LUXURY DESIGNER STRAIN This is the highest quality hash I’ve come across so far. I’m selling this for cheaper than street price right now, and a lot of people are going mad …
Top Top Top Stamp Sativa Golden Crumble Hash
NEW BATCH - ANIMAL TSUNAMI MOUSSE BY JUNGLE BOYZ Sativa Dominant Hybrid Hash, Golden Touch Crumble Beldia from our friends in Spain. If you want Hash to lift you off your feet and get you through your day with a burst of energy, followed b…
SUPER GOLDEN HIGH GRADE ROYAL MOROCCAN BELDIA HASH
—— NEW STAMP - BEAUTIFUL MSN SUPER SOFT GOLDEN BELDIA HASH —— SUPER High grade Golden Royal stamp Moroccan Beldia Hash, Beautiful smell and taste, finely filtered. This is the BEST Moroccan imported Hash around, and it’s going VERY quick. H…
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Nice and sticky.
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Top quality stuff. One big joint has the desired effects for a good 12 hours. Slept like a baby last night.
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Super speedy delivery and lovely stuff as always! Best seller on here hands down
- 104 months ago
It's when Strainsbury's disappears that really I notice the difference in quality, quantity and NDD compared to other LB vendors. Dawg smokes great in the Mighty+. Many thanks for the extra, man. Peace.
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Very nice shake for the price and to smoke. Would definitely recommend this one for a bargain.
- 9took 1 day4 months ago
Super service
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
next day! Quality too
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Great service, great product, great price
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Awesome just arrived took 24hrs as said, will be here again real soon thanks guys🔥👊🏼💪🏼
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Superb value
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Superb value
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Still the best shake on LB
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Always good quality from Strainsburys. Thoroughly recommend them for your supplies. Will be ordering again.
Thanks again.
- 6took 3 days4 months ago
smells fire tastes chemically
- 10took 2 days4 months ago
10/10 for shake thanks guys
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comes in brick form, super stealthy packaging. its amazing shake. so good for the price. will be getting more.
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Quick delivery nice smoke
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The quality on this is spot on. Really has flavour and not a dead grass smell like most of shakes smell. Smells beautiful. Very nice stone
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Smells top and less than 24 hours to the front door
- 10took 1 day4 months ago
Top quality as always
- 5took 1 day4 months ago
New batch received - cannot fault delivery 1 day & thankyou ! Shame product was no good, new batch is trim not shake, bought 28grm and not a single tiny nug, frosty leaves and some fan leaves too, smells like old socks This shake not recommend at all, maybe better with other shake from this vendor
- 9took 2 days4 months ago
Great as always
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Perfect as usual
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Arrived in 1 day even though it says 2. Best shake on here, sticky, fresh, and potent as hell. If you love stardawg you will love this shake. Hardly any stems overweight and just perfect to smoke! Keep up the good work Strainsburys!
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Very nice delivery, many thanks!
- 9took 1 day5 months ago
Nice and clean Potency is there great value
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Ta v much
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Excellent shake for the price.
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Love it!!! Thank you
- 10took 3 days5 months ago
Great shake, need more, bring it back!
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As described, great shake and smokes brilliantly
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Arrived on time, and great as usual
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Another amazing purchase and service from strainsburys. I messed up the payment for my order and the seller was so understanding and helpful. When I eventually got my order sorted the seller even added a free bag of kief which was greatly appreciated <3 such an amazing product and service, won’t be buying from anyone else on the site. New order coming in 3…2…1
- 10took 2 days5 months ago
Absolutely perfect thanks guys!
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Epic stuff, thanks
- 105 months ago
Great shake, some nice nugs 👍
- 10took 2 days5 months ago
Top draw
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Loved it
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Decent all round nothing bad to say really
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Tried out a sample. So glad I did. Mixed it with the outstanding shake which is also amazing. Great product. Soft and manageable, not wet or dry. Will be back soon. Thanks
- 9took 1 day5 months ago
Nice hash & overweight.
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Definitely banging shake best by far
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Second order of this shake which smokes very nicely. Would highly recommend this value shake.
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perfect every time 😎
- 10took 3 days5 months ago
good quality and stealth
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I hope this stuff never runs out, I’m on my 4th helping and it gets better every time. Proper Dawg smell and taste.
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Best shake I have had on Lb so far!
- 10took 2 days5 months ago
Took 1 day 🔥
- 10took 3 days5 months ago
Received today beautiful stuff some extra will definitely be ordering more very soon
- 10took 2 days5 months ago
Another no hassle order from Strainsburys
- 10took 2 days5 months ago
Amazing. Simply amazing shake. Possibly the best shake I've had. Thank you. Wish I'd got more. Will be back soon for alot more.
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Great stuff. As described.
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Top quality
- 10took 1 day5 months ago
Great shake and nicely strong , ive been ordering regularly from these guy's for a while now and they're always spot on
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Great stealth super fast (Next Day) and banging shake with a load of popcorn nugs. 10 /10
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decent hash
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Great as always. Best value on LB
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Skywalker og
Taste was really nice, has surprisingly good terp layering; in some hits it leans into the more fruity expressions, with a super sweet but also bitter blueberry like taste but other hits tasted much sharper spicy peppery taste, almost like fresh coriander like tho too and also had piney, earthy expressions too.
Not the greatest smell. Smells herbal with slight spicy undertones, but overpowered with a muted hay-like smell. It does feel quite dry which explains the smell. not any buds at all that I’d class as nugs, a lot of what looked like nugs just crumbled up into shake, which could just be a mixture of it being slightly dry and compacted like crazy.
Came slightly overweight which is nice (by a third gram).
Isn’t the strongest stuff but considering the price you can just smoke more and it’s still a pretty good deal.
late review but didn’t wanna come on the site as I had a month hiatus from weed (could’ve reviewed it while smoking but smoked it very quick and I like to smoke the whole lot b4 judging) .
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
All good , quick delivery. Thank You.
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Lovely stuff
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Lovely stuff
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Fantastic as usual
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Always super service well packaged thank you
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Rapid delivery thanks :)
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Great as always
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Great service
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Great Service no problems with ordering and receiving cheers Strainsburys
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Very nice shake to smoke. Would recommend this shake if you're looking for a bargain.