PISTACH
Manifesto
THE KING IS BACK 2024 JUNE!
. OUR NEW CUT OFF IS 3PM MONDAY-FRIDAY
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Items (22)
TIZER TRIM AND SHAKE - BEST SHAKE ON LITTLEBIGGY
Tizer flavour, a bit zesty and zkittly just like tizer the strain
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH
BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!
MAC 1 TRIM
NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM
NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!

PREMIUM PISTACHIO BELDIA HASH
A dense, multi-layered "gummy" consistency that holds its shape under pressure. our hash provides a smooth, aromatic profile.
OG KUSH - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
The classic that started it all. Earthy pine and fuel on the nose, dense chunky nugs with a thick coat of trichomes. Old-school gassy OG built for a heavy relaxed hit. Shipping from the UK, next-day Royal Mail.
ALBINO CROCODILE - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Albino Crocodile is caked white in frost, a genuine looker with a bite. Gassy funk on the nose, thick smooth smoke and a proper potent hit. Top drawer flower, trimmed and cured with care, shipped tracked.
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH
An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.
BEIJING CHERRIES - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Beijing Cherries brings sweet ripe cherry and a touch of gas, exotic through and through. Colourful dense nugs, rich flavour and a balanced heavy stone. Cured proper, packed fresh, tracked shipping as standard.
WHITE TRUFFLES - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
White Truffles is earthy gas and a rich savoury sweetness, one for the connoisseurs. Frosty dense buds, full flavour and a deep relaxing stone. Cured slow, packed fresh, shipped tracked. Proper exotic topshelf.
KING GELATO - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Royal cut of the Gelato line. Sweet creamy dessert nose with a smooth citrus finish, dense frosted nugs and a rich terp profile. Balanced hybrid that hits clean and heavy. Shipping from the UK, next-day Royal Mail.
WHITE RUNTZ - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Frosted white Runtz cut, caked in trichomes. Sweet candy and fruit on the nose with a creamy gassy backbone, dense sticky nugs top to bottom. Premium exotic flower. Shipping from the UK, next-day Royal Mail.
CANDY PHANTOM - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Candy Phantom is sweet candy and gas in one, moreish flavour that keeps you coming back. Dense sticky buds, smooth pull and a relaxed happy high. Fresh sealed, tracked delivery, topshelf all day.
ICE CREAM - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Creamy dessert strain, smooth and sweet. Vanilla and sugar on the nose, dense frosted nugs with a soft mellow finish. A proper after-dinner smoke. Shipping from the UK, next-day Royal Mail.
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH
Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.
CHERRY POUND - TOPSHELF £140 AN OUNCE
Sweet cherry candy meets rich pound cake. Fruity dessert nose, frosted dense buds and a smooth moreish finish. Easy-going hybrid with real bag appeal. Shipping from the UK, next-day Royal Mail.
LAVA CAKE - THIN MINT GSC X GRAPE PIE
NEW DROP! LAVA CAKE JUST LANDED! THIN MINT GSC X GRAPE PIE. RICH CHOCOLATE GRAPE TERPS, HEAVY COMFORTABLE FINISH. PROPER WIND DOWN SMOKE FOR THE EVENING. GOES FAST EVERY TIME. QUALITY CHECKED AND PACKED FRESH. TRACKED SHIPPING ALWAYS. PISTA…
PERMANENT MARKER - BISCOTTI X JEALOUSY
NEW DROP! PERMANENT MARKER IN THE BUILDING! ONE OF THE LOUDEST NAMES IN THE GAME. BISCOTTI X JEALOUSY X SHERB. FUNKY GASSY CANDY NOSE, HEAVY RELAXING FINISH. EVENING SMOKE ROYALTY. QUALITY CHECKED AND PACKED FRESH. TRACKED SHIPPING ALWAYS. …
SUPER MARKER
NEW DROP! SUPER MARKER FRESH IN! THE MARKER FAMILY FUNK WITHOUT THE COUCH LOCK. SWEET CANDY INK GAS, DENSE EMERALD NUGS, BRIGHT UPLIFTING SMOKE. GRAB IT WHILE IT LASTS. TRACKED SHIPPING ALWAYS. PISTACHIO SEASON!
GELATO 45
NEW DROP! GELATO 45 FRESH BATCH! THE LEGENDARY GELATO LINE, 45 CUT. CREAMY DESSERT TERPS, SMOOTH FROM FIRST PULL TO LAST. BALANCED AND ALWAYS A CROWD PLEASER. QUALITY CHECKED AND PACKED FRESH. TRACKED SHIPPING ALWAYS. PISTACHIO SEASON!
BOLO RUNTZ
NEW DROP! BOLO RUNTZ JUST LANDED! SWEET CANDY RUNTZ TERPS ON TIGHT FROSTY GREEN NUGS. SMOOTH SMOKE, BALANCED HIGH, UNBEATABLE PRICE FOR THE QUALITY. QUALITY CHECKED AND PACKED FRESH. TRACKED SHIPPING ALWAYS. PISTACHIO SEASON!
FUNKEL FARMS TRIM
Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.
Reviews snapshot
- 9.5took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
superfast 24hr del 👍 .. top gassy terps here .. great strength + value 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
great quality!
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
goodness gracious
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Perfect and next day as usual
- 9took 1 day6 months ago
great terps. Decent stone. Bargain.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Ordered at 130pm yesterday arrived at 11am the next day. Good quality trim for the price. Good stone and excellent service
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Banger as always, couple stems but easy enough to remove 💪🔥 big up pistach
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
No joke. This seller has never let me down. Always next day and in jars. Top 🔥
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As described and delivered within 24 hrs, Perfect! Thanks
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Never brought trim before but I am quite impressed - not big nugs but plenty of small ones and good trichome covered leaves. Not smoked any yet, but will turn my vape temp down a bit and I am sure it will be good judging by the smell 😁 Thanks as usual Pistach 👍
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Top quality shake and amazing service
- 8took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Spot on
- 106 months ago
freebies for me and solid cheap smoke
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Wow! Well this stuff is absolutely fantastic, bought a gram and came straight back for a half z!
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- 9took 2 days6 months ago
Only took 1 day to arrive, was initially very disappointed with what I received as RS11. Spoke to the vendor and resolved it so knocking one point off for that. Thanks again.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Nice taste and next day. Can’t argue with that.
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Absolutely love this one, great mellow smoke
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🔥❤️
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
All good
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
10/10 thanks
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
nice 1
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
My usual excellent products and service! TY
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Excellent stuff, exactly as described. Will update further when I can, need to go sit down for a bit : )
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
What a bargain on this static will have to order more very soon :)
- 9took 1 day6 months ago
Was given rs-11 and not the kush but still very happy with what i got why marked down one point.
- 9.8took 8 days6 months ago
Pretty decent. Very sedating effect. Can’t complain about shipping and packaging. Arrived sooner than I thought since it was an international order.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Rapid delivery .....excellent hash .. clean and happy high
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
As described & delivered quickly, thanks
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 8took 2 days6 months ago
Tootk one day to arrive won't let me put one and I have been subbed whith gass heaven its sill nice but I would of prefferd a message to let me know there will be a sub but All in all still a great vendor
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Very nice stuff, been a while since I've ordered anything and good to see Pistach is still quick with delivery and great quality.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Great bit of bud for the price I would recommend if you’re on a budget but don’t wanna skimp on quality.
- 8took 1 day6 months ago
0 popcorn nugs pretty much all dry bits of leaf. Taste/smell quite nice and a mild high but far from the best shake/trim on biggy. It will do the job for the price you’re paying
- 96 months ago
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- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Super fast and professional as ever. Good shake. Bit leafy, but good nugs too and no stalk. Vaped a couple of bugs(the rest is for cooking). Lovely flavour and high. Very zkittles.
- 10took 3 days6 months ago
Sent monday, came tuesday. Wouldn't let me put 1 day! Big up pistach on this one stinking frost nugs of goodness! Pistach came back better than ever!!
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Quality and quick, simply the best!
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Best value on LB
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
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Really nice soft crumble hash
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Top tier dense nugs. Love this stuff
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Very nice, thank you.
- 8took 2 days6 months ago
Speedy delivery as always from Pistach. Didn’t find it very strong though
- 9took 1 day6 months ago
FIRE. Best Pistach strain in a LONG TIME
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- 8took 1 day6 months ago
Amazing! for £20.00 per 3.5g, i cant complain, dense hard nugs and strong smell from the bag, sadly no white ash but did absolutely SLUMP ME! Defo a couch lock strain :)
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Fire as fuck
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Awesome green
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Fantastic, Pistach is the best seller here
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Amazing green strongly recommend
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- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Amazing awesome green, strongly recommended
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Pistach is the best
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Perfect lovely green
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Amazing as usual
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
White ash, very nice sticky buds
- 10took same day6 months ago
Less than 24 hours delivery, smells and looks great
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Nice bud
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Excellent bud
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Just can't beat the quality for that price!
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- 16 months ago
Awesome as always thank you
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Keep coming back to this one, good aroma and taste, bits the spot too. Great service from the vendor.
- 106 months ago
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- 10took 7 days6 months ago
Bang on, took a while to come, Royal Mails end, customer service helpful as well
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Perfect as always
- 10took same day6 months ago
Less than 24 hours delivery, great bud for a great price
- 10took 3 days6 months ago
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- 8took 1 day6 months ago
Lacking buds too many leaves. Would be great for making edibles
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Great smoke as always
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- 8took 1 day6 months ago
good qual weed, really good example honestly. however didnt feel very strong to me (i have spent 2 months fried on concentrates tho)
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
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- 10took 2 days6 months ago
V nice thanks
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
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Lovely.bit bud ..purple goodness
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- 1took 1 day6 months ago
Shipping was amazingly fast but the thing itself smells terrible and tastes it too. Also after trying several peices (and waiting several hours) I dont feel anything. Dont reconmend.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Awesome and delicious. Excellent service and price. Cheers.
😋 👍 🍒
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Bought this multiple times now quality has been top notch every time
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Banging bit of smoke purple all through buds and has nice smell and taste, also got a sample of caramel gelato and that is up there too 👍
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
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- 8took 5 days6 months ago
Nice smoke & variety but a little on the dry side, took 5 days to arrive, cheers.
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
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- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Amazing
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
Fisrt order in 2yrs. Very plesed. This Blue Zushi is fire! Dense nugs, very purple inside and great taste and high. Thanks
- 10took 4 days6 months ago
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- 10took 2 days6 months ago
Excellent product and quality service
- 10took 1 day6 months ago
First time using pistach. Nugs a bit hard but grind up well. Lovely flavour and a nice high. Bargain for the price. Cheers.