PISTACH
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THE KING IS BACK 2024 JUNE!
. OUR NEW CUT OFF IS 3PM MONDAY-FRIDAY
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Items (43)
GAS ATTACK - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
PUREEEE GASSSS AGAIN AT A CRAZY PRICEEEE. THE KING IS HERE FOR GOOOD
TIZER TRIM AND SHAKE - BEST SHAKE ON LITTLEBIGGY
Tizer flavour, a bit zesty and zkittly just like tizer the strain
RS11 DOJA GENETICS - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
RS11 BACK IN STOCK SUPER FIRE BATCH! STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ELSEWARE COME TO THE SOURCE
CEREAL MILK - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Creamy, milky. Solid buds cheap price. amazing quality.
STATIC SIFT HASH 90u-120u - JELLY DONUT & MAUI WOWIE
Static Sift is a solventless concentrate crafted for those who appreciate true-to-plant expression and refined texture. Using a precise mechanical separation and static-tech refinement, this sift reaches exceptional purity while preserving …
PEACH COBBLER- TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
PEACH COBBLER!! Peach terps all over! strong high and excellent choice for fruit chasers.
CARAMEL GELATO - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Super fire weed at the best price. avaialble for all of you again.

GIRAFFE PUZZY - DOJA PAK
Look, if you’re looking for that real-deal exotic look, Giraffe Puzzy is exactly that. The first thing you notice is just how dark and "caked" these buds are—we’re talking deep, moody purples and forest greens that are almost comp…
KING ZHEETOZ TOPSHELF ORGANIC LED FLOWER
Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ
COOKIES AND CREAM BELDIA HASH
BACK IN STOCK FIRE! GETTING SUBBED BY MORROCAN GOLD CHEAPER THAN EVER UNMATCHABLE PRICE FOR QUALITY! HASH KINGS! PISTACHIO SEASON!
TROPICAL CHERRIES - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Some purple colour on the buds, good structure on the buds and fresh smell.
MAC 1 TRIM
NEW STOCK JAFFA GLUE
GELATO 41 FIRE TRIM
NEW STOCK IS ZUSHI! FIRE FULL OF TERPS! AMAZING QUALITY FOR THE PRICE YET AGAIN WITH PISTACHIO! FULL OF POP CORN AND AND SUGAR LEAF! THE BEST AND CHEAPEST OUT HERE! ENJOY!
GORILLA GLUE - UK CLASSIC £135 A OUNCE
The bud size is mixed and also a little leafy but still, for the price this is a real steal. We're bringing back classics to the market. flavours that everyone wants.
BISCOTTI
DENSE BUD BEAUTIFUL FULL AROMA! AMAZING FLOWER FOR SURE! PEOPLE DO REMEMBER OUR BISCOTTI FROM LAST YEAR WITH OUTSTANDING QUALITY! ITS BACK AGAIN FULLY FIRE BATCH!!
MEGA Z DARK - BEST FLOWER ON LITTLEBIGGY PREMIUM EXOTIC
The famous MEGA Z DARK. Stinking of lemon cherry and banging frosty buds cannot go wrong with this its an absilute banger.
JUNGLE CAKE - JUNGLE BOYS GENETICS £140 OUNCES
Super super stinky this flower is certainly a knock out. The smell of this is real fire. The buds are very fresh and dense
VANILLA ICE - TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
Vanilla ice flavour. Crisp firm bud. Great for the price.

PREMIUM PISTACHIO BELDIA HASH
A dense, multi-layered "gummy" consistency that holds its shape under pressure. our hash provides a smooth, aromatic profile.
DARK WEB PREMIUM EXOTIC TOPSHELF - £260 AN OUNCE
Crazy name for a crazy strain. Amazing smell and bud structure. good smoke. good colour also.
BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI
NEW BATCH IN STOCK CRUSHING ALL BATCHES SUPER SMOKE ! REAL TREAT! REEKS OF BLUE TERPS! UK GROWN FIREEEEEEEEEEE! UNDEFEATED BEAUTY COMES BACK AT A CHEAP PRICE BUT FIRE FUCKIN BUD! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS PISTACHIO SEASON!
SUPERBUFF CHERRY - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
zesty orange terps which is the usual from superbuff cherry.
WHIPLASH PREMIUM TOP SHELF EXOTIC - £260 AN OUNCE
This one right here is all terps. Not for beginner smokers. If you want exotic quality this one is for you. The best flower on LB.
KOOLATO KUSH - TOPSHELF £140 PER OUNCE
FIRE WEED IN! As usual our new range is recking the market here. Best quality for price
TROPICAL GELATO - TOPSHELF £140 A Z
Tropical gelato. Great compact buds good gassy flavour.
MOROCCAN GOLD BELDIA HASH
An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.
JEALOUSY - SHERBET X GELATO 41 FREE SHIPPING
NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS! A REVIEW BY A MEMBER! Jealousy Review (Proppa) This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect m…
PISTACHIOTELLA - PIATELLA HASH
Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, h…
MANGO BELDIA MOROCCAN HASH
Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs
GAS HEAVEN
Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.
TITS OG (THIS IS THE SH*T OG)
T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making t…
SLURRICANE (DOSI DOS X PURPLE PUNCH)
Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.
MEGAN FOX - SILVER FOX X RUNTZ FREE POSTAGE
Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs. REVIEW BY A MEMBER : Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nug…
MIX 4 STRAINS
MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING ANIMAL MINTS GUAVA GELATO TITS OG BLUE DREAM
FULL GAS
Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.
BLUE DREAM (SATIVA)
Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigora…
Stoneys Chocolate 500MG
BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS! We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive
PINEAPPLE BELDIA HASH
Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.
ICE CREAM CAKE
Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.
ANIMAL MINTZ
Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma t…
PAPAYA
Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirva…
GUAVA GELATO
Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and…
TANGO - PREMIUM EXOTIC FLOWER - £260 AN OUNCE
Orange smells like fanta orange. absolute fire buds. Great terpy smoke. Fire product.
Reviews snapshot
- 10took 1 day2 hours ago
As described and delivered within 24 hrs, Perfect! Thanks
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Never brought trim before but I am quite impressed - not big nugs but plenty of small ones and good trichome covered leaves. Not smoked any yet, but will turn my vape temp down a bit and I am sure it will be good judging by the smell 😁 Thanks as usual Pistach 👍
- 10took 1 day4 hours ago
Top quality shake and amazing service
- 8took 1 day5 hours ago
- 10took 2 days7 hours ago
Spot on
- 109 hours ago
freebies for me and solid cheap smoke
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- 10took 1 day11 hours ago
Wow! Well this stuff is absolutely fantastic, bought a gram and came straight back for a half z!
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- 9took 2 days13 hours ago
Only took 1 day to arrive, was initially very disappointed with what I received as RS11. Spoke to the vendor and resolved it so knocking one point off for that. Thanks again.
- 10took 1 day15 hours ago
Nice taste and next day. Can’t argue with that.
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- 10took 1 day17 hours ago
Absolutely love this one, great mellow smoke
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🔥❤️
- 10took 1 day18 hours ago
All good
- 10took 2 days18 hours ago
10/10 thanks
- 10took 2 days19 hours ago
nice 1
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My usual excellent products and service! TY
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- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Excellent stuff, exactly as described. Will update further when I can, need to go sit down for a bit : )
- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day21 hours ago
Will update soon. Too high rn
- 10took 1 day22 hours ago
What a bargain on this static will have to order more very soon :)
- 9took 1 day22 hours ago
Was given rs-11 and not the kush but still very happy with what i got why marked down one point.
- 9.8took 8 days23 hours ago
Pretty decent. Very sedating effect. Can’t complain about shipping and packaging. Arrived sooner than I thought since it was an international order.
- 10took 1 day23 hours ago
Rapid delivery .....excellent hash .. clean and happy high
- 223 hours ago
As described & delivered quickly, thanks
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- 8took 2 days1 day ago
Tootk one day to arrive won't let me put one and I have been subbed whith gass heaven its sill nice but I would of prefferd a message to let me know there will be a sub but All in all still a great vendor
- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Very nice stuff, been a while since I've ordered anything and good to see Pistach is still quick with delivery and great quality.
- 10took 1 day1 day ago
Great bit of bud for the price I would recommend if you’re on a budget but don’t wanna skimp on quality.
- 8took 1 day1 day ago
0 popcorn nugs pretty much all dry bits of leaf. Taste/smell quite nice and a mild high but far from the best shake/trim on biggy. It will do the job for the price you’re paying
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- 10took 2 days1 day ago
Super fast and professional as ever. Good shake. Bit leafy, but good nugs too and no stalk. Vaped a couple of bugs(the rest is for cooking). Lovely flavour and high. Very zkittles.
- 10took 3 days1 day ago
Sent monday, came tuesday. Wouldn't let me put 1 day! Big up pistach on this one stinking frost nugs of goodness! Pistach came back better than ever!!
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- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Quality and quick, simply the best!
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Best value on LB
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Really nice soft crumble hash
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
Top tier dense nugs. Love this stuff
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Very nice, thank you.
- 8took 2 days2 days ago
Speedy delivery as always from Pistach. Didn’t find it very strong though
- 9took 1 day2 days ago
FIRE. Best Pistach strain in a LONG TIME
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- 8took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing! for £20.00 per 3.5g, i cant complain, dense hard nugs and strong smell from the bag, sadly no white ash but did absolutely SLUMP ME! Defo a couch lock strain :)
- 10took 2 days2 days ago
Fire as fuck
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Awesome green
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Fantastic, Pistach is the best seller here
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing green strongly recommend
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Amazing awesome green, strongly recommended
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Pistach is the best
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Perfect lovely green
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Amazing as usual
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White ash, very nice sticky buds
- 10took same day2 days ago
Less than 24 hours delivery, smells and looks great
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Nice bud
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Excellent bud
- 10took 1 day2 days ago
Just can't beat the quality for that price!
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- 12 days ago
Awesome as always thank you
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Keep coming back to this one, good aroma and taste, bits the spot too. Great service from the vendor.
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- 10took 7 days3 days ago
Bang on, took a while to come, Royal Mails end, customer service helpful as well
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
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Perfect as always
- 10took same day3 days ago
Less than 24 hours delivery, great bud for a great price
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- 8took 1 day3 days ago
Lacking buds too many leaves. Would be great for making edibles
- 10took 1 day3 days ago
Great smoke as always
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- 8took 1 day3 days ago
good qual weed, really good example honestly. however didnt feel very strong to me (i have spent 2 months fried on concentrates tho)
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V nice thanks
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Lovely.bit bud ..purple goodness
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- 1took 1 day3 days ago
Shipping was amazingly fast but the thing itself smells terrible and tastes it too. Also after trying several peices (and waiting several hours) I dont feel anything. Dont reconmend.
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
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Awesome and delicious. Excellent service and price. Cheers.
😋 👍 🍒
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Bought this multiple times now quality has been top notch every time
- 10took 1 day4 days ago
Banging bit of smoke purple all through buds and has nice smell and taste, also got a sample of caramel gelato and that is up there too 👍
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- 8took 5 days4 days ago
Nice smoke & variety but a little on the dry side, took 5 days to arrive, cheers.
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- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Amazing
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
Fisrt order in 2yrs. Very plesed. This Blue Zushi is fire! Dense nugs, very purple inside and great taste and high. Thanks
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Excellent product and quality service
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
First time using pistach. Nugs a bit hard but grind up well. Lovely flavour and a nice high. Bargain for the price. Cheers.
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Can only speak to admin so far but all the necessary are great. Havent sampled the gear yet , but its gonna be good
- 8took 1 day5 days ago
- 10took 2 days5 days ago
Took one day. As described a few buds and loads of sugar leaf good value for the money as always thanks pistach 🔥
- 10took 1 day5 days ago
superfast 24hr del + 1g overweight 👍 .. caramel gelato is another banging value weed 👍 .. cheers pistach 😎
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
Nice colour on this one . Next day delivery
- 9took 1 day6 days ago
Lovely terpy smoke, a little bit dry but not bad enough to subtract from how great the flavour is. High is wonderful aswell. Very good purchase.
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
amazing hash, really smooth to smoke and very soft so breaks up easily
- 10took 1 day6 days ago
10/10 bud from pistach as always. super fast shipping too
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Pure lovelyness
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